made new friends in high school in the last few months

GREAT TIMING MICHELLE

spot fucking on.

Things I do not tolerate: bossypants mcgee’s.

Anytime I have any kind of skin problem, oatmeal is the only thing that soothes it.

Something tells me the cure for melanoma is oatmeal.

oh yeah and then David always chimes in like “existentialism is unnecessary. contemplating whether we’re here is a waste of time.”

and then i’m like tru.

and she has this unsatisfied look on her face like
but…but…aw………

I hate how Ms. Henderson keeps asking me to interpret Shakespeare for her.

Like girl, I only see it one way, and we always go through the same routine.

I say he’s a nihilist.

You ask me to explain it to the class

Then you tell me that you disagree

and then you move on cause you don’t wanna get into it with me.

Girl leave it aloooone.

Cheap kisses

Did I ever tell
You about the boy who’d braid
My hair like challah