May 2013
Fuck it. Let's go to the beach.
“You’re clearly still working on some issues. I’m not interested in being anyone’s warm body.”
Ladies need to learn how to say that.
Some of you squishy men too.
Watching Tornado coverage on Fox.
All I could think was “at least it wasn’t another fuckin shooting.”
grav3yardgirl:
is today national asshole day? did i not get the memo?
you feel me girl?
i am here and you are somewhere else
bjmarx:
my first ever poetry collection, ‘i am here and you are somewhere else,’ is out now. i’m very proud of the work i put into this. give it a read if you can
http://www.scribd.com/doc/142261578/i-am-here-and-you-are-somewhere-else
Read this communist’s dribble. I like it.
C’mon Domino’s.
Why does quality check take so long?
Balanced my budget until I realized I forgot to factor in food
2013 is everybody walking around like everything’s fine while slinking into their coworkers offices to confess their fear about cut pensions and diminishing HMO’s. It’s a black cloud above every purchase. It’s a job that doesn’t pay the rent. It’s an expensive education that won’t lead to that job that doesn’t pay the rent. It’s feeling like...
If you’re going to call yourself my friend, you better act like one.
[[MORE]]Once upon a time I wanted to drink you up along with every other man in the world.
Now I’m just not that thirsty.
But I miss splashing around. I look back fondly on it.
You were irresistible. And now every man is just a little bit gross.
My body is so weird
skinny arms. No boobs.
But then…
FAT ASS, TREE TRUNK THIGHS
it’s like gravity pushed all the fat in one place. I must look like a triangle.
There’s this rule in the fantasy genre that everyone has to speak with an accent from somewhere within the modern UK.
Which is dumb. These stories do not take place in old ass Great Britain.
And if we were reallllly being authentic, many people don’t know this, but old ass British people actually sounds more like modern day Americans than modern day Brits.
pretty cool stuff, huh?...
*Lannisters
thank you for the spell check, Mr. Third.
UHS Baseball Team.
Aka, the Lanestors.
There is only one god and his name is Death.
And there is only one thing we say to Death: not today.
I see a lot of people struggling to hold onto their friendships with me.
While I appreciate the old memories, I do not wish to make new ones.
“It was the only thing I ever really wanted. And that’s the sin that can’t be...”
– Ayn Rand
On wednesday afternoon I’m going to go see an apartment that may be my new potential home.
I am very excited.
And also a little worried because finding a roommate is proving to be very difficult.
Today in class a girl was laughing at me and I shot her a look and her whole face dropped and her eyes got all wide with fear and I just thought to myself “you still got it.”
Taking care of business
If you really don’t like your new step parent, seduce them and then sleep with them.
The end.
One of the UCs accepted Victor.
Never tell me admissions is anything but a joke.
Aziz understands.
“I hate the shit people at the gym would tell me. Like, hey I read on yahoo news that anything you eat after 11 goes straight to your belly. You should really cut out those midnight snacks. And I’m like, oh yeah? Cause I read another study that if you have a lot of alcohol and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning, it’s really delicious.”
shoutout to Michelle
thedonnesearlylight:
spitting out poetry like there’s no tomorrow but you really can’t tell
Thanks Donne!
I guess creativity is the silver lining of a shitty mood.
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I am struggling with
my mortality because
tomorrow is here
I feel like I don’t live my life that fully.
But I look around and see that I live it harder than most of these goofballs.
Aye.
I wish I could endow them with perspective.
A world full of livers would be…well, lively.
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Mixed Signals
When you sweetly traced
the freckles across my back
what the hell was that?
Sunset
the-written-soul:
My end is so near. Our lives pass with the light and, Hope is setting fast…
you captured my feelings today
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I impatiently
wait for Death but he stands up
our dates every time
kind of annoying how i’m stuck being a girl.
[[MORE]]
i wanna be a KT brother.
It’d be fun.
Innovators walk alone.
“We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable...”
– Marilyn Manson (via beermethatquote)
saint-nothing:
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
My life
somebody understands.
“I used to see everything in terms of whether it would piss of my parents.”
forever jealous of actors who get to play roles that I would have loved to play.
Cappie Tau
spiritual master
and know-it-all of love.
I spend 2/7 of my week having fun with David
and the other 5/7 trying to figure out why David is mad at me
I really enjoy it when Raj calls people out on tumblr.
(until it’s me obviously)
after the fourth glass i think i’m a rapper.
