Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason – Jerry Seinfeld (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
He has so many chins, Michelle. Charlie Benett, her bf HAS SO MANY CHINS.– Lauren Silvestrov
So here's how my Thanksgiving went...
I had a little too much pink champagne Then i made gravy Then Yali came over and we watched football and beat up my brother and stuff. Then my uncle spilled his drink on my head (he’s very tall) Then we made s’mores. Then yali left, and i got drunk. Adequate.
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.– William Shakespeare (via theamazon) (via quote-book) My Oberon
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...– Woody Allen [via johannal] (via quote-book)
People make plans, gods laugh.
I think the moon is a virgin running away from the lustful burning sun who is...– James Arp
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.– Mark Twain (via quote-book)
Because you’re looking for a date, not love. Because you’re more interested in...– via: I wrote this for you (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
I’m Bored, You’re Amorous - Dear and...
I am at a party tumblring about a Health Care...
(via tamburina) a worthy topic, i assure you.
Health Care Bill Passed in the House
PRAY IT DOESN’T PASS IN THE SENATE.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …. enough money within her control to move out and rent a...– Pamela Redmond Satran (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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The person who defines your understanding of love is not inherently different...– Chuck Klosterman (via tamburina)