December 2010
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Navajo Superstitions Involving Coyotes
The Navajo believe that the coyote is a very bad omen, even worse than the ancient European belief about black cats. The coyote, whose natural habitat is the high desert regions of the southwest, plays an important role in most tribe beliefs. Tribal rituals include a dancer who plays the part ...
November 2010
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Me: your lifeeee
David: is shitty. no girl no music no buffness. ive got the brains and a few friends but thats about it
Me: also you mumble
David: FUCK I HATE THAT. I MUMBLE MY MOM KEEPS BITCHING THAT I MUMBLE I DONT LIKE MUMBLING
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wtf is the gas company doing ringing my doorbell at a quarter to midnight?
tamburina: Loneliness is transmittable from person... →
tamburina:
Although it may sound counterintuitive, loneliness can spread from one person to another, according to research being released Tuesday that underscores the power of one person’s emotions to affect friends, family and neighbors.
The federally funded analysis of data collected from more than 4,000…
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“there is no shame when there’s no sight”
– Aspen Cole
Slow Club - Christmas TV
It’s okay to have...
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I encourage everybody to make a list of what they’d like during the holiday season. It really does help your friends and family pick out stuff for you, instead of them having to make guesses, and leaving you disappointed with socks, oven-mitts, or a book you’ve already read. I know i really hate going to the mall with all the crowd, not knowing what i’m going to buy, walking the isles asking...
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“volvo seats, over a period of 6 months, tear off the ballsack and stitch up the...”
– Anthony Lopez
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damn you people who post pictures of delicious food in the middle of the night. don’t you know, i’m trying to have healthier eating habits? that includes not munching in the middle of the night.
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“when you get your nose job you should ask to keep your old nose and then give it...”
– Yali Bitan
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i'm home! ah finally.
jeez. old people are always trying to give you all their stuff, as if they’re trying to find a place for it all before they…yaknow, kick the bucket.
speaking of old people, my parents just called techno, disco.
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my mother is giving me all her slutty clothes from the 80’s
ohfuckyes.
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I drank too much champagne and now animal collective is just such dizzy music and i don’t want to throw up, i really don’t.
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on days like these, you just gotta love this country. my belly hasn’t been this happy in a while.
someone should make a hot mix of Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks”
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fuck, i aint sleepin tonight
:(
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Regarding Kabbalah books
For years my father kept a series of kabbalah books on top of his desk in my parents’ bedroom. And for years my mother suggested he throw them out, but my father would insist that the books were supposed to have a good energy about them. Recently my mother has mentioned it but he just gave her the same old ‘good energy’ thing. This morning, my father met with a rabbi. My father...
neo-strippers and michael phelps is a robot...
Aspen: im thinking ill just stand naked in places where you're forced to look at me, like elevators and by really long lines and then have people pay me money to put my clothes back on
Me: you'll eventually get arrested and tax payers will pay for you to have free meals, exercise, and do nothing all day for free
Aspen: thats even better
Me: i think prisoners should be forced into slavery
Aspen: me too. my mom is convinced prisoners and hobos should clean the streets cuz they have nothing better to do
Me: or they should do all the necessary work for free and then none of us would have to work for money and currency would not be used and we'd just live in a utopia like in star trek
Aspen: i think we should do what matt says "I SAY WE JUST FUCKING BLOW THE FUCK UP OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THIS FUCKING PLANET"
but the psychic bulgarian lady says in the year 4000 we all turn into robot vampires in space who can swim so its all good
Me: in the year 4000 bulgaria will not exist
Aspen: why does bulgaria even exist NOW?
Me: it holds the portal from the parallel robot vampire swimmer world where michael phelps apparated from
Aspen: LMFAO AHAHAHAH
Me: ever wonder why his teeth are so fucked up? robot vampire.
underqualified. undereducated. - two words going...
today i went to Target and our cashier rung up our total incorrectly. to give us our change he decided he’d just calculate it on the back of the reciept, but to my surprise, the man did not know how to do simple math. A very important basic qualification for a cashier. So i did the math for him and he gave me my change, but i started to think.
I really don’t know anyone in my...
Instead of a "Mean Girls 2", I would've liked a...
Glen Coco got the candycanes that Gretchen Weiners was supposed to get. Idiots.
More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really...
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“A hotdog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.”
– Bogart
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“The human heart has hidden treasures, In secret kept, in silence sealed; The...”
– Charlotte Bronte, from the movie Definitely, Maybe (via justanothermugglegirl)
tamburina: Why sadness is good for you →
tamburina:
We know that our little toes help us balance, and the hairs on our head keep us warm. But what good does sadness do? How can such a miserable feeling have improved our ancestors’ chances of passing their genes on to the next generation? For some emotions, the benefits are pretty easy to see….
