February 2011
A porno blog just started following me
naartje:
turtlegypsy:
lolwut
Me too. Seriously? XD Fuck off, pornodood.
oh c’mon guys. Bible thumpers can be dick thumpers too. If you’re beating off and thinking about Jesus, is that still considered adultery?
January 2011
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i'm a cheap date.
me: i'd be happy living in a rat hole with you
James: whatever you want, i'll strive to get. a modest apartment would be nice. anything would be nice. i just want to make sure you're not financially stressed. i want you to feel safe.
me: I feel safe coming home to your arms--and a bottle of two-dollar-wine.
James: no two dollar wine for you. i want my love to be proud of me. you'll be drinking at least 30 dollar wines.
me: no seriously. i like cheap wine.
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drunk on the dark streets of some city, it’s night, you’re lost, where’s your room? you enter a bar to find yourself, order scotch and water. damned bar’s sloppy wet, it soaks part of one of your shirt sleeves. It’s a clip joint-the scotch is...
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i can’t remember the last time i felt this angsty.
i’ve read Catcher in the Rye way too many times, but i’m in the mood for some Salinger, so if anyone’s got a book he’s written, that’s not the Catcher, I’ll be your best friend if you lend it to me.
Beer goggles →
“Beer goggles”, “Cider Visor” and “Stella vision” are slang terms for a phenomenon in which consumption of alcohol lowers sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching or choosing sexual partners.
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And thou art dead, as young and fair And thou art dead, as young and fair As aught of mortal birth; And form so soft, and charms so rare, Too soon return’d to Earth! Though Earth receiv’d them in her bed, And o’er the spot the crowd may tread In carelessness or mirth, There is an eye which could not brook A moment on that grave to look.
I will...
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"I believe in morality, which is doing right...
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December 30
At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without my glasses on.
-Richard Brautigan
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Anonymous asked: How are you feeling lately?
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since Donne decided to post his English assignment...
My English Assignment Written To Illustrate How Very Much of a Struggle it Was to Do this English Assignment— or any other assignment for that matter.
Pacing. Down one side of the bed. Up the other side. Back around once again. I make this trip several times. Several times turns into dozens, and hundreds. Not just today, but every day, every evening. And I think. Think of all the things I...
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Drunk as Drunk
Drunk as drunk on turpentine From your open kisses, Your wet body wedged Between my wet body and the strake Of our boat that is made of flowers, Feasted, we guide it - our fingers Like tallows adorned with yellow metal - Over the sky’s hot rim, The day’s last breath in our sails. Pinned by the sun between solstice And equinox, drowsy and tangled together We drifted for...
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a haiku.
i write love letters to convince myself that I am indeed, in love.
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“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love...”
– Charles Bukowski
Existential Depression in Gifted Individuals
It has been my experience that gifted and talented persons are more likely to experience a type of depression referred to as existential depression. Although an episode of existential depression may be precipitated in anyone by a major loss or the threat of a loss which highlights the transient nature of life, persons of higher intellectual ability are more prone to experience existential...
“But they quickly discover that their anger is futile, for it is really directed at “fate” or at other matters which they are not able to control. Anger that is powerless evolves quickly into depression.”
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when junior high students address each other as...
pet peeeeeeeeeeve
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Unrelated themes i am currently disliking:
competition
threats to friendship
thinking too much about change when i know that “i’ve made my bed and now i must lie in it.”
my cowardice
my inability to stay in one place. lets call this the “Kate Austin Effect”
my inability to be sociable and “nice”. I wish i could tone down my abrasive character
the...
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michelle’s 3 truths of life (modified from nihilist philosophers):
1. there is no divine path. no higher being. no reason to be here. we have no destination. in essence, life lacks meaning. we are not as special and unique as we wish ourselves to be.
2. no matter how close two people can be, there will always be a gap. there is no such thing as a perfect match, no such thing as an...
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so yali got me a pair of lacey black panties for xmas. i wore ‘em a couple times but they’re impractical so now i am putting them to good use. i am using them to patch up my badly torn pants. i hope he won’t mind.
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i was at the mall today getting my ear pierced. I was anticipating the pain, and not in the mood for all the spectators. so anyway i was sitting up in the chair and this little bratty middle eastern girl with her haughty mother come walking in and the girl just stands right the fuck in front of me and goes “i blah blah wanna blah blah see blah how blah blah blah they pierce deh urrss blah...
tamburina:
it was like any other relationship, there was jealousy on both sides, there were split-ups and reconciliations. there were also fragmented moments of great peace and beauty. I often tried to get away from her and she tied to get away from me but it was difficult: Cupid, in his strange way, was really there.
Charles Bukowski
you’re that ache between my pectoral plates its a tight space, i know. you’re the feeling i get when i don’t masturbate and faster does that feeling grow.
you’re the creaking of my joints on winter days and a hollowness i can’t fill. you’re not the pain but the discomfort that i know is not a phase it hurts more than a paper cut, but less than falling...
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The Beautiful Poem
I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you. Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately. Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful. 3 A.M. January 15, 1967
Richard Brautigan
Anonymous asked: are you still with james?
“hunny. half the jews i know are atheists. its about community.”
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So women are liars and they manipulate men to have...
The current studies were conducted in order to investigate the phenomenon of copulatory vocalizations and their relationship to orgasm in women. Data were collected from 71 sexually active heterosexual women (M age = 21.68 years +/- .52) recruited from the local community through opportunity sampling. The studies revealed that orgasm was most frequently reported by women following...
tamburina:
I wish people would accept my feelings a little more. I am often encouraged by them to be myself and to not hide how I feel. But when I finally become comfortable enough to show them whatever sadness or darkness I may have inside me, they are scared of it, or they almost get angry at me for not being able to be happy.
I know it’s a hard thing to do, but I want someone to accept me...
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the place in your mind where you keep your...
browsing through the statuettes of carousel ponies, cherubs, bears, and faeries of my childhood which i seldom even glance at,
i refamiliarize myself with a time that seems to be from another world, and for a split second allow myself to be that child again and remember the world i once was a part of.
and then i’m back here, my thoughts and eyes glued to textbooks and clothes on the floor,...
thedonnesearlylight asked: just to show you how much of a non-Commie I am, I applaud the fact that when Berlin was divided, many sought refuge in the capitalist west since they know that it would have been much more ideal to live there (and that's just in a nutshell). Yeah, I get the fact that the economy across the Wall (towards the west) was better than the Communist east. Hence, the many (daring) attempts of...
thedonnesearlylight asked: just to show you how much of a non-Commie I am, I applaud the fact that when Berlin was divided, many sought refuge in the capitalist west since they know that it would have been much more ideal to live there (and that's just in a nutshell). Yeah, I get the fact that the economy across the Wall (towards the west) was better than the Communist east. Hence, the many (daring) attempts of...
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we have lovely weather here in Los Angeles, today. However, i have nobody to enjoy it with so i’m inside. How about you leave me something to make the time pass.
