December 2011
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“Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.”
– Shakespeare
Henry IV Part II
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“This scene is basically that, “have your stupid shirt back! I used to wear it to...”
– Mr. Henley on Act 3.1 of Hamlet (via thesunsbeenquitekind)
November 2011
“But decent motives don’t always produce decent results. And the body is not the...”
– Haruki Murakami, 1Q84
“The iron in our
society silences
a man’s
heart
And when you
silence a man’s
heart
you leave him
finally with only
a cock.”
“Once in a While” by Charles Bukowski
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I like winning debates i don’t prepare for.
“Literature was not promulgated by a pale and emasculated critical priesthood...”
– John Steinbeck, Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech 1992
Eric: no, i just hate hot lesbian porn im just the gayest kid
Me: right
Eric: no, but in all seriousness it was actually really hot
Me: can't take it back now.
“According to Chekhov,” Tamaru said, rising from his chair, “once a gun appears...”
– Haruki Murakami
“Ellen is a girl-girl-girl and thirteen to boot, sweet and sad, gay and delicate,...”
– The Winter of Our Discontent, John Steinbeck
if god takes life, he's an indian giver
i found out he died on wednesday with a shock and wonderment of how one day a strong man could be walking his dog down the sidewalk with a spring in his step, and the next he could be laying on a mortician’s table.
and by thursday we let the whole thing drift into the back of our heads so that we could enjoy a heavy stomach with a light conscience.
by friday the neighborhood was buzzing...
“Don’t feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.”
– Haruki Murakami
i have laugh lines on one side of my face but not the other…
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“I sit here
drunk now.
I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats...”
– Charles Bukowski
i’m productive today. thank you moon in capricorn.
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“She wins all arguments by the use of vehemence and the conviction that a...”
– John Steinbeck (East of Eden)
tonight was lovely.
its one of those nights where i don’t want it to end so i stay up super late to prolong the feeling and i don’t wash my make-up off, because i irrationally think that’ll wash the magic away.
but now i am sleepy. night.
“Memories are what warm you up from the inside. But they’re also what tear you...”
– Haruki Murakami
i don’t believe in vacuuming or leafblowing.
hardwood floors and beautiful piles of autumn leaves. problem solved.
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Now how many lovers would stay Just to put up with this shit day after day Now how did we wind up this way Watching our mouths for the words that we say
“I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: Hello...”
– Charles Bukowski
my rant on unoriginal personalities turns into a...
i’m beginning to think there are just a few template personalities in the world that are mass produced and implanted into different bodies.
once you find a “type” you notice them everywhere.
women, listen to me.
stay away from men who call themselves romantics and hedonists and have a certain type of girl in mind. there are many of these fuckers walking around the face of the...
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“I do not believe the occasional use of a derogatory term, used in a...”
– George Carlin
somewhere in August i ditched logic for hope for survival reasons.
i wish i could get rid of it.
“Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep...”
– Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky
“Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”
– Dorothy Parker
i get scared. i’m human. but usually, that fear turns into full-on, unadulterated rage.
“To kill someone for committing murder is a punishment incomparably worse than...”
– Fyodor Dostoevsky (from The Idiot)
when it comes to relationships, there’s always an understudy waiting in the wings for you to slip and fall.
“I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor...”
– Dorothy Parker
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“Athos liked every one to exercise his own free-will. He never gave his advice...”
– Alexandre Dumas (The Three Musketeers)
“The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it - basically because you...”
– Charles Bukowski
so i was thinking to myself “gosh, this bitch is so annoying on twitter. quit tweeting cheesy emo crap every five seconds. nobody cares. damn, who told this bitch it’d be a good idea to get a twitter?”
and then i realized…i am the bitch who told her to get a twitter.
no right to complain anymore.
The Eternal Question This Thanksgiving:
marymountcollegepv:
There comes a time where every man must ask: “To brine, or not to brine, that is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler for the bird to get dunked in a liquid of immense salinity, or to take it into my arms and with a sea of butter, lovingly baste it. To brine, to dry out no more; and by brine we end the long history of moisture-sucking breast meat, the heartache of a bird...
some of my readers
I liked it coming out of that expensive cafe in Germany that rainy night some of the ladies had learned that I was in there and as I walked out well-fed and intoxicated the ladies waved placards and screamed at me but all I recognized was my name.
I asked a German friend what they were saying.
“they hate you,” he told me, “they belong to the German Female Liberation Movement …”
I...
“When a child first catches adults out—when it first walks into his grave little...”
– John Steinbeck, East of Eden
“Oh beautiful, for smoggy skies,
Insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountains...”
– George Carlin, Class Clown
The Secret
don’t worry, nobody has the
beautiful lady, not really, and
nobody has the strange and
hidden power, nobody is
exceptional or wonderful or
magic, they only seem to be
it’s all a trick, an in, a con,
don’t buy it, don’t believe it.
the world is packed with
billions of people whose lives
and deaths are useless and
when one of these jumps up
and the light of history...
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...”
– George Carlin
i do not like suspicious people. i think it is always important to give people the benefit of the doubt when you do not know all the facts, or before you have heard their testimony. people who want to believe the worst in everyone are….ooooh…arggh i don’t like those people no no no no no.
“There is something at the bottom of every new human thought, every thought of...”
– Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Idiot
“We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and — in spite of True Romance...”
– Hunter S. Thompson 