January 2012
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“Beware those who seek constant crowds for
They are nothing alone.”
– Charles Bukowski, The Genius of the Crowd
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I plan out outfits for events I don’t attend.
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“How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be...”
– Alexandre Dumas
Friendly reminder to all Angelenos:
1. LA Metro is offering free rides from 9pm tonight until 2am tomorrow morning. ALSO, all lines + the Orange Line busway are running 24 hrs, from tonight until tomorrow evening.
2. AAA is offering free Tipsy Tow service until 6am tomorrow. Call 1-800-400-4222 for a free ride and tow home up to seven miles from pickup point.
Life & Politics
frozencamellias:
Life is a bit like politics.
A while ago in my A.P. U.S. History class, I remember we discussed the falliability of our government, and about how all Congress can seem to do these days is quarrel. Some people said that our government was crap while others defended it zealously. Some where against the bi-partisan system, others hinted that its controversy was responsible for our...
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“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...”
– Katherine Hepburn
December 2011
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Really annoying shit
When you argue with someone and they’re clearly at fault, but you’re the bigger person and apologize anyway, and then they lecture you. O___O
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“When they asked us to pay a dollar for something worth a penny, we paid it, not...”
– Ivan Pavlovich Shatov on his visit to America, in Fyodor Dostoevsky’s Demons
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Dad: men are only nice to strange women for sex. it's true.
Me: I will keep that in mind.
Dad: yes, keep that in mind. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't abuse men, I mean use them.
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“I hated them. I hated their beauty, their untroubled youth, and as I watched...”
– Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye
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: my dad peels a mushy orange and hands it to me. It practically falls apart in my hands, its so old.
Me: this is old
Dad: what do you mean its old?
Me: its old.
Dad: so its better to eat it now than tomorrow.
: it was such a good response I just ate the damn thing right in front of him.
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You'll only know what I'm talking about if you've...
Today I walked into Trader Joe’s looking nasty as hell. I tend to look really sloppy when I go there. Anyway I was looking at a shelf of tea, wondering to myself what the difference is between Irish Breakfast Tea and English Breakfast Tea, when a very pretty woman ran her hand along my back and said “hey I like your sweater” and walked off very quickly. I said “oh thank...
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Me: I had a dream that I was an elephant. I looked in the mirror and thought to myself, crap, I've gotta lose some weight.
Mom: was this last night?
Me: yeah.
Mom: well you did have that whole container of noodles.
Me: -_____________-
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I have the worst bloody head ache and i haven’t had a thing to drink other than good old H2O
night.
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“I washed my hair today,” my mom said.
“I am happy for you,” I said. I wasn’t quite sure why this was relevant.
“I am happy for yooouuu. I felt embarrassed when you kept kissing my head.”
I wanted to say “don’t worry about it, mom. My mouth has visited some pretty vile locations,” but it was against my better judgment.
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Song of Perfect Propriety
Oh, I should like to ride the seas, A roaring buccaneer; A cutlass banging at my knees, A dirk behind my ear.
And when my captives’ chains would clank I’d howl with glee and drink, And then fling out the quivering plank And watch the beggars sink.
I’d like to straddle gory decks, And dig in laden sands, And know the feel of throbbing necks Between my knotted hands.
Oh, I should like to strut...
I have discovered a jewel of a blog.
Love, love, love, his very distinct voice.
http://gentlemantramp.tumblr.com/
Here. I urge you to read.
Will, Grace, and the Curious State of Today’s Gay...
gentlemantramp:
Ten years ago, in December of 2001, NBC’s Will and Grace had reached its full stride. In its fourth season, the Must See TV sitcom averaged 17 million viewers a week (The Office averages 7 million these days) was an Emmy darling and ranked #1 in the fabled 18-45 demographic. In other words, a three-camera sitcom starring two gay men, a Jewish fag-hag and a bi-sexual...
“All I know is that when I woke up this morning there was red hair on my pillow and lesbian porn in the VCR”
Meehee.
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withholding affection works magic.
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i'm not a schizo. promise.
“What is it about the death of things that makes people wanna put it in a box?” asked the reaper on television.
“probably the smell,” I thought, sarcastically.
but then i glanced over at the closet.
“you put all of his things in a box” said the matriarchal figure in my head. “she wasn’t just talking about the death of a biological...
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Guys, I think maybe I should start looking at colleges in Arizona. Sounds like my kind of state.
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I can only take so much of that fat girl posting obscene things about how hot she thinks she is on facebook.
When she starts personally bugging me, it is time to unfriend.
Tipsy Tow Service
Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number 1-800-222-4357 . This is available nationwide! Please re-post this if you don’t mind to help save lives.
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Theo gives the best pep talks on getting ass.
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swimming under a purple winter’s sky gives you a sense of invincibility that comes with cheating Death. Thank you, L.A..
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I don’t want to be left alone with my thoughts today. I keep getting sad and wanting to eat, but i don’t let myself, cause yesterday it was made known to me that my legs are getting chubby. And now I’m just sipping at bottles of water, trying to keep my mind off the fact that I’m sad and I want to eat. I want an adventure.
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hobnobbing (present participle of hob·nob)
Verb: Mix socially, esp. with those of higher social status.
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My parents used to beg me to speak Farsi. Now that I’m open to learning and speaking a little they look at me like “what the fuck are you pulling, kid?”
*ooooookaaaayyyy*
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I just submitted my first blog to her. Okay. Let’s see if it’ll make the site.
She’ll teach you about salad forks and poetry
And you’ll teach her about car theft and amphetamines
The Hollywood Ten.
nandans001:
The Hollywood 10 - In 1947 Hollywood with more stress on the Screen-Writers Guild of America came under the scanner of the ‘House of Un-American Activities’ or HUAC popularly known as McCarthyism, on reports of Communist supporters engulfing most of Hollywood professionals. This resulted in the failure of many professionals to get work. This 10 are the professional’s who didn’t...
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“Peanut, all men are liars where pretty girls are implicated. You can see their...”
– Rube
The Holiday Season
tastefulies:
It just doesn’t feel like the Holiday Season anymore. It hasn’t for the past few years. Like….today is Christmas Eve. I feel like it’s just Saturday. I wonder if this is something that we feel as we get older, or if it’s just something that’s been recently going on. I miss the old feeling of being so excited and feeling extreme angst for Christmas, for just the season. I hate that I...
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Ever have a dream you really liked, and then you wake up and you’re like “no fuck the dream was better. let me go back” so you fall asleep again and again trying to go back but you can’t? no? just me? that’s cool.
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I’m really happy that my mommy liked her Hanuka gift :]
