oh yeah. i remember my biology teacher telling me how hallucinogenic mushrooms grow on poop. have fun guys. shit eaters.
“As long as it’s hot and wet and goes down the right way, that’s all that matters.” The Dutchess of York on tea. ”that’s what her royal highness said.”
Goblin: why does everyone think im always on your formspring >.>
Me: because you're my only friend.
Me: doesn't mean you're special. it just means you're the only one with low enough standards to actually wanna be seen with me
straight and fast
se prohibe ganar
all these white people are only adding to my drinking problem.
Yo, Spring! We need weather baby, We need tulips, lilacs, dandelions in the grass and your sweet ass Hettie Jones
Nutella Shot Recipe
Ingredients & Measurements: 1 cup ice ½ cup milk 2 tablespoons Nutella 1 shot Baileys 1 shot vanilla vodka Instructions: Place all the ingredients into a blender and blend until thick and creamy. Pour into shot glasses and enjoy! You can rim the shot glass with nutella (like the picture below) if you would like also!
From what materials? agate? quartz? wheat? Did your body come together? Swelling like baking bread to signal silvered hills. The cleavage of one petal, sweet fruits of a deep velvet until alone remained, astonished the fine and firm feminine form. It is not only light that falls over the world, Spreading inside your body it΄s suffocated snow… So much as clarity…taking it΄s leave of you As...
my collar bone is turning Mishel on. excuse me while push all the dirty fantasies out of my head.
she tries to get things out of men that she can’t get because she’s not 15% prettier -Richard Braughtigan
What The Dead Fear
On winter nights, the dead see their photographs slipped from the windows of wallets, their letters stuffed in a box with the clothes for Goodwill. No one remembers their jokes, their nervous habits, their dread of enclosed places. In these nightmares, the dead feel the soft nub of the eraser lightening their bones. They wake up in a panic, go for a glass of milk and see the moon, the fresh snow,...
Cockroaches Have Super Antibiotics in Their Brains
The brains of these insects carry some serious antibiotics—strong enough to slaughter bacteria that have evolved resistance to the hospital antibiotics we use. The researchers presented their work at the Society for General Microbiology meeting this week in England, and say that while the finding is terrific, it’s no surprise given the roaches’ living circumstances: “Some of these insects...
i ditched school today to take slutty photographs of myself. just kidding. kind of.
You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave. All’s Well that Ends Well (2.3.262) I do desire we may be better strangers. As You Like It (3.2.248) He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. The Comedy of Errors (4.2.22-5) Thou whoreson,...
The Vegan Stoner →
best for when you got mad munchies.
Cold feet may be to blame for your lack of orgasm
In one UK study, 80% of couples wearing socks during intercourse were able to reach orgasm, compared to the 50% sockless that weren’t.
Nietzsche: The genealogy of morals
For Nietzsche there are two basic types of morality: master morality and slave morality. By this, he means that moral codes arise from people’s social origins. Master morality sees the noble as good and emphasises heroism, courage and individual greatness as can be found in the aristocratic morality of the ancient Greeks. Slave morality is the morality of the weak. What harms the weak is...
Substitute damn every time you're inclined to...
I think J.D. Salinger took this advice, and had a shitty editor. Kidding of course. Salinger is a genius with a wonderfully distinct writer’s voice….
A Rationalist is a philosopher who believes that we can gain knowledge by the use of reason alone, without reference to the external world. Rationalism has a long history in philosophy, Plato (c. 427-347 BC) was a rationalist. René Descartes (1596-1650), the “father of modern philosophy” was the first modern rationalist. He felt that philosophy should move away from the beliefs of the...
The Root of Existentialism: Kierkegaard, The... →
Søren Kierkegaard led a brilliant but turbulent life. His intellectual precocity was recognised by his father who educated him before he moved on to the University of Copenhagen where he studied for 10 years. As a young man, Kierkegaard began to feel that he would always be an ‘outsider’. In 1837 he fell in love with the 14 year old Regine Olson to whom he became engaged. However...
Cantrap n. 1. A charm; an incantation; a shell; a...
i have found a new word that i am fond of and shall try to incorporate in my writing.
tamburina: Fuck me like fried potatoes on the most beautifully hungry morning of my God-damn life. Richard Brautigan
Guys, in sixteen years of life, i have had my...
I started that trend. your argument is invalid.
Eric: i dont even wanna go out with them now
watching yali just eat janees face
Me: yeah kinda why i don't wanna go
why can't they just hang out alone
Eric: idk i might ditch them and just be a hermit
Me: YEAHHH i'm a trendsetter
Eric: a terrible trendsetter
Me: if i'm so terrible, why are you following the trend?
Eric: no the trend is terrible
but its better than watching my friends eat eachothers faces
Me: if the trend is so terrible why are you following it ****
Eric: BECAUSE I DONT LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE EAT EACHOTHERS FACES
i thought caps were necessary
Me: so...you'd rather follow my trend
it must be a pretty good trend then
you should follow yali's and my trend of being cute
Me: i started that trend too
Eric: i believe it