February 2012
Dear Based God,
Thank you for Elly’s topless tuesday. Also, Elly’s tits.
xoxo, Michelle.
i should be studying for Chem, but fuck it. That’s what Health is for.
what was the point of that?
Dad: all of these are for you.
Me: oh.
Dad: So what should I do with them?
Me: throw it away
Dad: it's not my mail to throw away.
Me: *takes out of hand and puts in trash can*
Mom: Wait, no put it in the recycling.
Me: *puts in recycling*
Parents: *glare at my disinterest in college*
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So yeah, in Sava’s wonderfully edited picture of Eric and Yali, i was wondering who the girl with the amazing hair and great fashion sense was.
and then i realized it was me.
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January 2012
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“No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald “The Great Gatsby”
Something is going on astrologically. From Saturday to today (Monday). Can somebody who knows something astrology and doesn’t have finals to study for figure it out and tell me? i know know know something big must be happening.
lookcloserblog:
when someone you love chooses someone you hate over you……. i just really need to vent out. and possibly scream.
been there. it sucks.
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i want to be drunk
but school tomorrow
“Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas”
Yo! Glee said it, not me.
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I woke up from a public masturbation dream.
My uncle Al is asleep on the couch. Its kinda endearing.
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he performs cunnilingus on Michelle Williams.
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“Faith is a very important part of my life and it’s an important part of this...”
– Rick Santorum
“Unlike your thighs, that argument doesn’t retain water.”
– Jack McFarland
People are very disrespectful of each other’s political views. Especially here in California. Aye. Here in Cali, the word Republican is synonymous with caveman.
Associating with neither party, all I can say is: this has got to stop.
General Washington was right about political parties. They just pin people against each other. I guarantee nobody agrees 100% with their party’s ideals.
FAAAAAAAAAAACK GOSSIP GIRL WRITERS.
You couldn’t think of another way to keep Blaire and Chuck tragically apart SO YOU MADE HER CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM?
whatthefuck.
1. Blaire is educated, bro.
2. SHE PROMISED IN THE CAR
3. SHE IS JEWISH
WHAT IS THIS WHY C’MON
just let them be together.
David: oh sweet bro, you got an umbrella? let me share with you
Me: Sure
Hyun: wait, Sam can I use it too?
Me: Sure, are all three of us using the same umbrella?
Michelle: .....GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~
“I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...”
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish
Love how David and i can creep on each other no homo but so much homo.
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beware
the B.S. radar is on blast.
and there aint no filter on my mouth.
“A hypocrite is a guy who writes a book on atheism and prays it sells.”
– Woody Allen
Reading The Great Gatsby and thinking of the beautiful way Bet-Zua articulates how she sees the world.
