Have i ever mentioned how much i hate the month of May?
Watching the Tudors
The king is fucking some Duchess or something and she’s moaning and calling out “your majesty!” hahahaa. I guess when you’re schtupping the king of England, you cannot drop the formality.
On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like...– Thomas Jefferson
Ohmygoodness! House finale was just… Yes, i knew he’d come through in the end.
Hugh Laurie is such a quality actor.
the shift from intense focus to no focus at all makes me feel alive, conscious, a part of the world, a part of myself, alive. like i exist.
Anonymous asked: A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. Commonly attributed, incorrectly, to Thomas Jefferson. This is not the case.
But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God....– Thomas Jefferson
Alissa usually has the best “read more” posts.
A government big enough to give you everything you need is big enough to take it...– Thomas Jefferson
My girl Elsie drives me fucking crazy. But i love her. And our non-ADHD chats.
When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the...– Thomas Jefferson
Let’s just say there is such a thing as eating too many vegetables…
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You see I am an enthusiast on the subject of the arts. But it is an enthusiasm...– Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to James Madison, from Paris - September 20, 1785
sarcasmandstardust: fuuuuuu my prom dress fits my body very nicely but I am just not comfortable going to prom this exposed: Read More actually, your breasts look stunning. and trust me, cause I am in no mood to lie just to make you feel better. that dress looks gorgeous from what i can see of it. gg.
Just watching CNN with my mom. She turns to me and says “god, Eric is ugly” and starts listing the animals that he looks like.
Iris got her U.S. citizenship today. I’m so proud. I’m planning a party.
Prom is lame. It’s just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos...– Modern Family
The ends always meet the roots Life is cyclical.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms...– Thomas Jefferson
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I think all of the teachers should use Jupiter Grades. It’s a good way to keep them honest You informed and prevent annoying them constantly by asking what your grade is and what the value of each assignment is and yada yada yada.
I want to write but everything is coming out like horse shit.
nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth
“She obviously doesn’t know you that well. Just bite her.” “Punch him in the face.” David and Yali just give the best advice. Or at least the most fun. It’s like the little demon on my shoulder, tempting me. meehee
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of...– Thomas Jefferson
I have way too much love to give. Don’t take advantage of me. Don’t disguise cruelty as honesty. You give the truly virtuous a bad name.
Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same...– Winston Churchill (British politician and statesman known for his leadership of the United Kingdom during the Second World War, 1874-1965)
Donne: do you practice that?
Donne: i can tell.
If only your jokes were funny And your encouragement didn’t undermine and piss me off.
today Michelle was such a tease
jhsp: she proved her mastery of the English language through her amazing pick up lines you too though! we make a good team. Pickin up hot ass at the barrrrr