September 2012
I just typed “xoxoxo” to someone (okay fine, just Alissa) in an attempt at faux-flirting.
WHAT? Maybe this is something that happens to people in their senior year O.O
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The pains of directing
When your actors are disappointed in their own work, and are butthurt about not getting the part they want, they blame it on poor direction. I am aware that it was a cold read. I am also aware of who was nervous. It may be my first time directing but it’s not my first time in this pony show. I made my decision, whether you believe it is good or bad, based on ten years in theatre.
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How do I say “this is not a democracy. I don’t care about your input” without fucking everything over?
August 2012
I really really want an ice coffee but I don’t want my stomach to turn into the clouds of Venus.
Cool Story of the Day, featuring Michelle and...
bythedonnesearlylight:
So today our science teacher was going over safety rules in the lab. He was in the subject of goggles.
Of course, the S.O.P. is to always have them on, covering those precious eyes. He mentioned that people complain when the goggles fog up.
Apparently, it’s because you’re thinking dirty thoughts.
And— as if by instinct or impulse— I turned my head to meet glances with...
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Does research to you mean watching conspiracy documentaries? -_-
I fucking hate big city folks.
Men have a tendency to talk at me instead of converse with me.
I’m breaking this shit off.
Johann Sebastian Bach Trio Sonata in E Minor (BWV...
Me: I'm hungry but I have no food. Which is stupid because I made Donne a sandwich today and I could have made two.
Eric: For his birthday?
Me: Yes.
Eric: That's sweet. What do I get on my birthday?
Me: A day of silence.
Eric: That's what you get me every year.
Me: It's a mutual gift.
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Tommorrow is Donne’s
birthday. Time for a sandwich
made from nutella
Decisions are made by those who show up.
just because you’re jaded with the system doesn’t mean you should give up on it.
that’s how shit keeps hitting the fan. cause nobody stands up to intervene or use an active voice.
[[MORE]]
So yes, your jaded little ass may have given up on yourself in school, and you think you’re so above everything, but you’re actually just defeated so chill.
Some More Running Rhymes
bythedonnesearlylight:
[I started rhyming this out a few hours ago while showering and I finished it up while listening to some instrumentals by the Alchemist. Try “The Thirst” from the Rapper’s Best Friend album]
Uni, XC, Cross Country, we reppin’ we talk big because we walk big when we steppin’
Represent stress, break bones, strain muscles; team’s kickin’ up dirt on the track as we...
Former Democrat/Former Obama Backer Artur Davis's...
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Some of you may know, the last time I spoke at a convention, it turned out I was in the wrong place.
So, Tampa, my fellow Republicans, thank you for welcoming me where I belong.
We have a country to turn around. This week you will nominate the most experienced executive to seek the presidency in 60 years in Mitt Romney.
He has no illusions about what makes...
[[MORE]]I think in those moments where my back was pressed against the brick pillars,
and you were pressed into me
i was completely and utterly happy.
Come audition for The Breakfast Club Thursday in...
If you recite Shakespeare while you cook for me I’ll make passionate love to you.
we don’t really acknowledge it but it’s so blatant how absolutely dispensable people are.
what if i never make it to new york
[[MORE]]I was looking at my mom today and it was really scary cause she’s old.
I mean…she used to be this fresh-faced professional and now she’s this saggy alcoholic housewife.
Money ruins people.
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All I want is the pasta from my fav Italian restaurant and a beer.
But my acid is fucking me up.
please say something[[MORE]]
say anything
that will sway me from thinking that you’re just this
vain, yet sweet man who really likes conspiracy theories and hates people.
is there any more to you?
the problem with consulting your father for legal...
Me: Dad? What's the statute of limitation for trespassing?
Dad: For which state?
Me: This state. California.
Dad: (with a look of concern) 2 years...
Me: THANKS!
I think it’s a “naked selfie” kind of day
Dear 17 year old blonde supermodel,
Your instagram fills me with envy. You and your rich, handsome boyfriend go out and hike, and vacation in Mexico and look sexy together and I love living vicariously through you. I want to look sexy in work out clothes, and spend my days chillaxing with a handsome man i love, and sip mojitos pool-side in some exotic country. I would trade in my intelligence to...
I’m so tired of my father’s booming voice spewing half-retained information. Sssshhhhhhhhh.
“First you pass the BAR, then you get married. No point dilly-dallying”
See? Muslims and Jews do have something in common.
I haven’t wanted to spend any time with my parents in weeks. So “I have too much homework” has been my best friend. And I’m not totally lying…
The cops are not racist. [[MORE]]You’re actually just the people who are always committing crimes. Racial profiling keeps this country safe. ‘nuff said.
What’s the point of having a twitter if I can’t share my eating and shitting habits?
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. “Jane” grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the...
