Casey Cartwright

*bitchface*

“I straighten my hair, Rebecca, because I’m serious.”

The SMC orientation is like…ugh.

I know it’s junior college but every blonde, surfing bimbo at this place knows this shit already.

When I tell the truth the response I get is
WHY DID YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME

excuse me, whore?

If you saw the way

I dance in my room you’d think

I work at strip clubs

“That’s not going to get you anywhere.”

It’s the principle of the thing, you twat.

sometimes you tweet things

that make me want to peck you

sweetly on the cheek

Thoughts on not getting into NYU:

1. I missed out on a great theatre program.

2. I don’t have to deal with the student body.

I had rockin’ sex appeal on tuesday. What happened to it? What was I wearing? oh yeah.